I know you really want me to move in with you, I can see it in your eyes.
You want me to snuggle in your lap.. Guess what? I want that too! And I'm not too big so I'll be able to curl right up.
You want to play fetch.. Me too! It's my favorite.
Walks? I love 'em and you love 'em, no problem.
I'm actually quite a well bred fellow. I don't beg for your food, I prefer my own, thank you. I don't have accidents in the house either, that's what the outside is for, I know that!
Barking? What barking? I prefer to contemplate the universe from the comfort of our couch (notice I said "our couch"?).
Need a buddy while you run your errands? That's me, I'm your man, I love the car!
We're a match made in heaven, you and I and I'll be waiting for you at the Tuesday Market tomorrow. Or contact Jim at 6530-0463. I'm packing my bags now so I'll have all my toys, treats and food with me. Help me celebrate my 4 month birthday (well, I'm about 4 months old, but can't really remember my humble beginnings) and we can start our new life together. I can't wait!
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